(one black cow-orker to another black cow-orker, just as a black guy’s coming in to the lab)
“Why are you so racist against black people?!?”
(after a brief, surreal conversation with an instructor)
TD: “Did we just get invited to a circle jerk?”
Cool cow-orker: “I believe we did.”
(while working with a student who cannot grasp the concept of HTML)
Student: I’m trying to validate my page but I keep getting errors.
Me: So you’re trying to fix the errors?
Student: No, I don’t care about that. I just want to validate it.
Me: That’s what validating IS; it’s making sure that your HTML doesn’t have any errors.
Student: So I can’t just validate it anyways?
Me: …
(after a student asks for SQL help, and it quickly becomes obvious he’s made NO effort to understand the material)
Me: Okay, do you have your textbook?
Student: No.
Me: Alright, how about your PowerPoint slides?
Student: No.
Me: Have you READ the book?
Student: Well, it’s like… I was busy.
Me: I suggest you do your reading and then, if you still need help, come see me.
Student: This is due in 15 minutes! You’re supposed to help me! That’s your JOB!


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