TD is getting sick of this shit.

I seem fated to share my life with extraordinarily difficult creatures. I did, after all, date Squeaky for awhile :-)

But lately Clancy’s been the one giving me trouble. I bought him one of these:

 cat house

And one of these:

 scratching post

And for good measure, one of these:

 scratching pad

Little fucker won’t touch ANY of ‘em. Instead I have a bunch of torn-up rugs all over the house, and my shoes look like this:

 my shoes

Argh.

  1. I tried that, actually. He doesn’t seem to be susceptible to catnip.

  2. My method (and I’m no pro):

    Pick a rug or a chair to be his rug or chair. A yell or a squirt from a squirt gun when he messes with your rug or chair combined with ignoring him when he uses his.

    Most importantly: Keep his claws trimmed.

  3. what tam said.

    also, double-sided tape on the spots he likes best. obviously that won’t work on your shoes, but you might want to put those somewhere he can’t get to them, anyway. i once had a cat decide that my shoes were his personal litter box.

  4. Gotta get him hooked first.

    Loose catnip, brown paper bag, kitteh, some assembly required. =)

  5. It has to be good catnip. “Cosmic” is the brand I give mine. The Hartz stuff is trash, like all of their other products.

  6. i don’t think hartz is even catnip. i think it’s grass clippings doused in peppermind oil.

  7. As Tam said, a moderate claw clipping once in a while is called for. Not a total cure, but it helps. The vet can do this. Best tool for the job is the guillotine type with the sliding blade. Stoning the blade a bit makes it work much better. And you get to reinforce your alpha cat status.

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