Just in case you’d been considering it, I do not recommend doing this:

• Roll into bed ’round 2:00 AM Sunday night/Monday morning.
• Wake up at 3:30 with a throbbing sinus headache all down the left side of your face, severe enough to make your teeth ache from the pressure.
• Get up and take allergy meds.
• Spend the next 3 hours failing at sleep.
• Get up at 6:45 to tend to the critters and go to work.
• Leave work and swing by Grandma’s house to chop down the weeds in the alley. On an 87-degree day. In jeans and a long-sleeve shirt. Because you’re an idiot.
• Make the mistake of stopping for a sweet tea on the way home.
• Get too jacked up on sugar and caffeine to even CONSIDER an afternoon nap, desperately needed though it may be.

Ah well, I’m up ’til midnight at the very soonest. Might as well go to work on my email backlog…