The Unforgiving Minute
You should never point a loaded gun at anyone. This is not a hard and fast rule, however. A hard and fast rule is that you should never, ever, point an unloaded gun at anyone.
P.J. O'Rourke

Saturday, July 19, 2008

I’m giving your robot chlamydia.

Henchman 24: Who the hell are you?

Dermott: I’m Hank’s friend.

Henchman 24: Eh, I doubt that.

Dermott: Would you believe I’m Brock Sampson’s long-lost son?

Henchman 24: If that were true I don’t think I woulda caught you so easily.

Dermott: I couldn’t run because I had a lighter up my ass!

Henchman 24: Okay, NOW I believe you’re Hank’s friend.

Damn, Tears of a Sea Cow is the funniest Venture Bros. episode of Season 3 (so far). Check it out.

posted by TD at 1:19 am  

3 Comments »

  1. I just watched that a coupla hours ago.. Between the Monarchs Psychotic rage against the Seacow dude, the Murderous moppets looking up Dr Girlfriends Jackie O outfit(why did she switch back, anyway?) and Dermotts amusing and bizarre behavior(seriously, kiestering a lighter to set “aliens” on fire?), it was pretty frikken’ amusing. About the only thing missing was a psychotic episode by the Swedish Murder Machine.

    Comment by HTRN — July 19, 2008 @ 3:09 am

  2. GIVE US THE CUTTLEFISH!

    Comment by existingthing — July 21, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

  3. “What are you doing to her!”

    Comment by drstrangegun — July 22, 2008 @ 8:05 am

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