The Unforgiving Minute
I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane.
Bender Rodriguez

Saturday, July 19, 2008

I’m giving your robot chlamydia.

Henchman 24: Who the hell are you?

Dermott: I’m Hank’s friend.

Henchman 24: Eh, I doubt that.

Dermott: Would you believe I’m Brock Sampson’s long-lost son?

Henchman 24: If that were true I don’t think I woulda caught you so easily.

Dermott: I couldn’t run because I had a lighter up my ass!

Henchman 24: Okay, NOW I believe you’re Hank’s friend.

Damn, Tears of a Sea Cow is the funniest Venture Bros. episode of Season 3 (so far). Check it out.

posted by TD at 1:19 am  

5 Comments »

  1. I just watched that a coupla hours ago.. Between the Monarchs Psychotic rage against the Seacow dude, the Murderous moppets looking up Dr Girlfriends Jackie O outfit(why did she switch back, anyway?) and Dermotts amusing and bizarre behavior(seriously, kiestering a lighter to set “aliens” on fire?), it was pretty frikken’ amusing. About the only thing missing was a psychotic episode by the Swedish Murder Machine.

    Comment by HTRN — July 19, 2008 @ 3:09 am

  2. GIVE US THE CUTTLEFISH!

    Comment by existingthing — July 21, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

  3. “What are you doing to her!”

    Comment by drstrangegun — July 22, 2008 @ 8:05 am

  4. my neighbor got Chlamydia because he likes to go out with prostitutes. This is a very nasty disease.-,.

    Comment by Francesca Webb — May 18, 2010 @ 12:09 pm

  5. chlamydia can give you lots of painful and itchy moments so always practice safe sex..~”

    Comment by Maisie Marshall — July 12, 2010 @ 11:37 pm

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