You people have been withholding vital information.
Alright Breda, Tam, Squeaky, and the rest of you cat people, listen up:
I agreed to keep this little furball because you all talked me into it. And not ONE of you bothered to warn me that he’d start following me everywhere. Or that he’d cry and scratch at the door incessantly when I try to keep him out of a particular room.
And in particular, none of you said a damn thing about how hard it is to take a dump when you have a kitten perched on the edge of the tub, staring at you intently with his big kitten eyes and occasionally trying to swipe the TP right out of your hand.
So, thanks for that.
You didn’t ask.
Comment by Squeaky Wheel — January 28, 2008 @ 12:26 am
Don’t forget the figure 8’s around your legs.
Has he discovered the toilet while it’s flushing yet? Just wait for that one!
Comment by Jenda — January 28, 2008 @ 12:26 am
I dunno, dude. I’ve always heard that cats are independent, and some of the ones we had were.
Most were sorta co-dependent.
On the upside, in a year or two, he’ll grow out of the need to check everything out and see what you’re doing all the time.
Comment by Pederson — January 28, 2008 @ 2:02 am
That’s why you give him a catnip bribe right before you enter the bathroom. It’ll keep him busy.
Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — January 28, 2008 @ 4:33 am
Clancy sounds lonely. You should get him a kitten to play with!
;D
Comment by Breda — January 28, 2008 @ 8:15 am
BTW: You’ll want to keep the lid closed on what is affectionately known as “The Kitty Jacuzzi”.
Comment by Tam — January 28, 2008 @ 9:14 am
He’s at the age where you can expect him to start sitting inside your drawers while you’re sitting there. They tend to cozy-up into your knickers any time you drop trou.
Ever considered starting to toilet train him to the Porcelain throne? It might be an issue if the dog drinks from it, on the ohter hand.
Regards,
Rabbit.
Comment by Rabbit — January 28, 2008 @ 3:04 pm