Comments on: VA politician makes last-minute push to secure “Biggest Douche in the Universe” title for ‘07 http://www.unforgivingminute.com/blog/2007/12/26/va-politician-makes-last-minute-push-to-secure-biggest-douche-in-the-universe-title-for-07/ Tagline, you're it! Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:44:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Chris http://www.unforgivingminute.com/blog/2007/12/26/va-politician-makes-last-minute-push-to-secure-biggest-douche-in-the-universe-title-for-07/comment-page-1/#comment-1809 Chris Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:40:07 +0000 http://www.unforgivingminute.com/blog/2007/12/26/va-politician-makes-last-minute-push-to-secure-biggest-douche-in-the-universe-title-for-07/#comment-1809 You know, if I were an ambitious Virginia state prosecutor who wanted my picture in the papers, I might find a suitably compliant judge and have an arrest warrant issued for Rep. Douchebag on some sort of felony official malfeasance. Then I'd have a bevy of State Police rhinos drag Rep. Douchebag out of the Virginia State Capitol Building in handcuffs and waist chains, at 10:00am, a gauntlet of media photographers ready to hand. But that's just me. You know, if I were an ambitious Virginia state prosecutor who wanted my picture in the papers, I might find a suitably compliant judge and have an arrest warrant issued for Rep. Douchebag on some sort of felony official malfeasance. Then I’d have a bevy of State Police rhinos drag Rep. Douchebag out of the Virginia State Capitol Building in handcuffs and waist chains, at 10:00am, a gauntlet of media photographers ready to hand.

But that’s just me.

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