The Unforgiving Minute
You should never point a loaded gun at anyone. This is not a hard and fast rule, however. A hard and fast rule is that you should never, ever, point an unloaded gun at anyone.
P.J. O'Rourke

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Awkward.

I am not the most socially graceful guy on the planet. And I never know what to say when I meet the husband of a girl I used to mess around with. Especially when the first words out of his mouth are, “Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you.”

What am I supposed to say to that?

“Yep, I was the guy who did lots of dirty things with your wife. Well, I was one of those guys…”

posted by TD at 7:03 pm  

1 Comment »

  1. You could ask him if marriage killed her sex drive.

    And then you can show him the secret videos you made and uploaded to the ‘net. (You did make them, right?!)

    Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — December 23, 2007 @ 8:12 pm

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