How do you sex a kitten?
First, take it out for a nice Italian dinner…
Kitteh appears to have a penis and not a vagina. Which, if I recall correctly, makes him a boy. I’m going to rent Kindergarten Cop this afternoon, just to make sure.
The dog appears a bit jealous. He has an “outside bell” that he’s trained to ring when he wants to go out, and every time I start to play with the kitty he goes and rings his bell. Attention whore.
We have both input and output from the kitten. He’s much spunkier now that he’s warm, dry and well-fed. Friendly, too. When you hold him he makes a sound exactly like a vibrator. I’m thinking of calling him Dildo.
If you name that kitten Dildo, I will seriously never speak to you again. You will be dead to me.
Besides, that would technically be the wrong name…a dildo is a manipulation device, not necessarily a vibrating device. If you’re going to name him after a vibrating sex toy, name him Osaki Twister.
Or don’t.
So he’s pooing in the litter box? Good.
Frankly, I think “Bob” fits as far as a name goes. Think about it. Look at him. Bob.
Comment by Squeaky Wheel — December 15, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
His full name should be: “The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie”.
That’ll show all those people who want easy to pronounce names.
Or you could call him Bruce Lee. There’s always that.
Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — December 15, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
“I’m thinking of calling him Dildo.”
Before you do, think about the afternoon this spring when he gets out and as all the neighborhood kiddies get off the schoolbus and find their waiting moms, you are standing in the front yard shouting “DILDO DILDO DIIIIILLLLLDDDDOOOO”
Comment by GeorgeH — December 15, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
you are standing in the front yard shouting “DILDO DILDO DIIIIILLLLLDDDDOOOO”
Not gonna happen, dude. I only do that on weekends, not school days.
Comment by TD — December 16, 2007 @ 12:46 am
CAll him Chevy, short for Chevrolet… start him up and he shakes like a sonofabitch.
Comment by drstrangegun — December 16, 2007 @ 10:47 am