The Unforgiving Minute
Morals are a personal affair; in the war of righteousness every man fights for his own hand.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Monday, December 31, 2007

Godspeed

Blog buddy and Guardsman MauserMedic is getting ready to ship out.

posted by TD at 5:22 pm  

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Help!

I get the emails all the time, and they all say pretty much the same thing:

Your blog is the best thing EVAR. It’s made life worth living. It even cured my herpes! How can I possibly repay you?!?

Gentle readers, you can express your bottomless gratitude with topless photos. If you’re female, that is. Or, regardless of your gender, you can help me out by expressing your opinion on a dilemma which weighs heavily on my tequila-soaked mind.

I’m going to be shipping my Hi-Power off for some custom work, including hard chrome plating. The problem is, I can’t decide if I want polished slide flats, as on this Wild West Guns custom HP, or a satin blasted finish, as seen on factory “Silver Chrome” guns.

I’d only get the full-width portion of the slide polished; the forward end with the lightening cuts, along with the rest of the gun, would be satin blasted.

What say you?

posted by TD at 11:51 pm  

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Blog Update

WordPress 2.3.2 is out now.

The crack IT department here at The Unforgiving Minute (i.e. me) has already installed the update. However, our crack IT department also likes to drink, so please let him know if you see any brokenness.

posted by TD at 11:07 pm  

Friday, December 28, 2007

This is why I don’t let family members buy clothes for me.

The Unforgiving Sister is in town for Christmas. She decided that Clancy needed a collar. So she gets a LIME GREEN collar decorated with FLOWERS and RHINESTONES for my MALE kitten.

kitten collar

I hope to hell one of us is the mailman’s kid.

Clancy’s doing fine, by the way. He’s taken to waking me up in the morning by standing on my chest and SCREAMING at me to get up and feed him. I don’t suppose any of you cat lovers know how to fix that?

posted by TD at 3:18 am  

Friday, December 28, 2007

Who the hell is this guy?


He performs under the name Sion, has kind of a Japanese-Tom-Waits sound, and got Robert Quine to play on an album called “I Don’t Like Myself.” Beyond that, I know nothing. Nice solo by Quine at the end.

posted by TD at 2:54 am  

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

VA politician makes last-minute push to secure “Biggest Douche in the Universe” title for ‘07

Remember the traffic lawyer/legislator who introduced a law imposing a $1050 “abuser fee” on people who drive more than 10 over? He’s at it again.

My favorite part of the article:

When you turn law-abiding people into criminals, they lose all respect for the law,” Michigan Judge Michael Jarreau testified before a state legislative committee. “I will almost never take a guilty plea for driving with a suspended license.”

There’s a man who understands. Too bad there aren’t more like him in government.

posted by TD at 3:30 pm  

Monday, December 24, 2007

Halfway There

Christmas Eve family dinner went pretty well. No screaming and very little blood, though there was a close call when I heard about the way my sister planned to abuse the Porterhouses.

Just gotta get through tomorrow and then I can go back to being a recluse.

posted by TD at 7:19 pm  

Monday, December 24, 2007

Something to make the season a bit more bearable

I’m not much for Christmas. There’s only one Christmas song that doesn’t drive me up the wall, and it’s the Pogues’ Fairytale of New York:

How can you top that? Well, you could have a cover performed by Dr. Girlfriend and the Monarch from The Venture Bros.!

posted by TD at 2:27 am  

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Awkward.

I am not the most socially graceful guy on the planet. And I never know what to say when I meet the husband of a girl I used to mess around with. Especially when the first words out of his mouth are, “Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you.”

What am I supposed to say to that?

“Yep, I was the guy who did lots of dirty things with your wife. Well, I was one of those guys…”

posted by TD at 7:03 pm  

Friday, December 21, 2007

Detente

detente

posted by TD at 7:01 pm  
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