I get the emails all the time, and they all say pretty much the same thing:
Your blog is the best thing EVAR. It’s made life worth living. It even cured my herpes! How can I possibly repay you?!?
Gentle readers, you can express your bottomless gratitude with topless photos. If you’re female, that is. Or, regardless of your gender, you can help me out by expressing your opinion on a dilemma which weighs heavily on my tequila-soaked mind.
I’m going to be shipping my Hi-Power off for some custom work, including hard chrome plating. The problem is, I can’t decide if I want polished slide flats, as on this Wild West Guns custom HP, or a satin blasted finish, as seen on factory “Silver Chrome” guns.
I’d only get the full-width portion of the slide polished; the forward end with the lightening cuts, along with the rest of the gun, would be satin blasted.
The crack IT department here at The Unforgiving Minute (i.e. me) has already installed the update. However, our crack IT department also likes to drink, so please let him know if you see any brokenness.
The Unforgiving Sister is in town for Christmas. She decided that Clancy needed a collar. So she gets a LIME GREEN collar decorated with FLOWERS and RHINESTONES for my MALE kitten.
I hope to hell one of us is the mailman’s kid.
Clancy’s doing fine, by the way. He’s taken to waking me up in the morning by standing on my chest and SCREAMING at me to get up and feed him. I don’t suppose any of you cat lovers know how to fix that?
He performs under the name Sion, has kind of a Japanese-Tom-Waits sound, and got Robert Quine to play on an album called “I Don’t Like Myself.” Beyond that, I know nothing. Nice solo by Quine at the end.
Remember the traffic lawyer/legislator who introduced a law imposing a $1050 “abuser fee” on people who drive more than 10 over? He’s at it again.
My favorite part of the article:
“When you turn law-abiding people into criminals, they lose all respect for the law,” Michigan Judge Michael Jarreau testified before a state legislative committee. “I will almost never take a guilty plea for driving with a suspended license.”
There’s a man who understands. Too bad there aren’t more like him in government.
Christmas Eve family dinner went pretty well. No screaming and very little blood, though there was a close call when I heard about the way my sister planned to abuse the Porterhouses.
Just gotta get through tomorrow and then I can go back to being a recluse.
I am not the most socially graceful guy on the planet. And I never know what to say when I meet the husband of a girl I used to mess around with. Especially when the first words out of his mouth are, “Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you.”
What am I supposed to say to that?
“Yep, I was the guy who did lots of dirty things with your wife. Well, I was one of those guys…”
