It’s that time of year again! Gotta go out and buy presents for all my loved ones!
[checks bank balance]
Umm… looks like I’ll be giving everyone sexual favors this year. And boy howdy, won’t Grandma be surprised!
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It’s that time of year again! Gotta go out and buy presents for all my loved ones!
[checks bank balance]
Umm… looks like I’ll be giving everyone sexual favors this year. And boy howdy, won’t Grandma be surprised!
She’ll want the half-and-half.
Times like these are why the notion of “taking the thought for the deed” was invented!
I read that, and immediately thought “he’s channeling Chevy Chase”…