Ingrate.
The following is an actual transcript:
Me: need ur address d00d
pdb: fer?
Me: sending the kid a present
pdb: awwww
pdb: You ‘ol softie
pdb: wait
pdb: can I have this delivered at home, or should I get a PO box?Me: for a stuffed animal?!?
pdb: dude, it’s you
pdb: I was fearing the worstMe: yeah, I’m sending your kid a dead hooker
pdb: see, that’s what i’d expect
What he doesn’t know is, it’s a dead hooker stuffed animal.
So you’re shopping at Spencer’s, then?
Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — November 26, 2007 @ 9:46 pm
Be a classy guy; send a raincheck for real live hooker on the kid’s 16th.
Comment by MauserMedic — November 26, 2007 @ 11:41 pm
I don’t know much of taxidermy, but I know it must be real hard to keep hooker skin supple after the mounting. What’s your secret?
Comment by drstrangegun — November 27, 2007 @ 8:26 am
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again…
Comment by CB — November 28, 2007 @ 9:50 am
Man, I have some spooky readers…
Comment by TD — November 28, 2007 @ 11:16 am
…but I know it must be real hard to keep hooker skin supple after the mounting.
If you leave out the taxidermy part, that takes on a whole new meaning. Even with the taxidermy part if you are more than a little warped.
Comment by bob r — November 28, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
Well, you could spend a lot of time stuffing a hooker. It’s a lot of hard work.
Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — November 28, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
I thought that you were supposed to “mount and stuff” a hooker. Just not like a taxidermist. I would think that she would charge more for that…
Comment by Gregg — November 28, 2007 @ 9:20 pm