The Unforgiving Minute
You should never point a loaded gun at anyone. This is not a hard and fast rule, however. A hard and fast rule is that you should never, ever, point an unloaded gun at anyone.
P.J. O'Rourke

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Holiday Shopping

It’s that time of year again! Gotta go out and buy presents for all my loved ones!

[checks bank balance]

Umm… looks like I’ll be giving everyone sexual favors this year. And boy howdy, won’t Grandma be surprised!

posted by TD at 1:27 am  

3 Comments »

  1. She’ll want the half-and-half.

    Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — November 11, 2007 @ 4:16 am

  2. Times like these are why the notion of “taking the thought for the deed” was invented!

    Comment by Roberta X — November 11, 2007 @ 7:01 am

  3. I read that, and immediately thought “he’s channeling Chevy Chase”…

    Comment by drstrangegun — November 12, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

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