The Unforgiving Minute
The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.
H. L. Mencken

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Holiday Shopping

It’s that time of year again! Gotta go out and buy presents for all my loved ones!

[checks bank balance]

Umm… looks like I’ll be giving everyone sexual favors this year. And boy howdy, won’t Grandma be surprised!

posted by TD at 1:27 am  

3 Comments »

  1. She’ll want the half-and-half.

    Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — November 11, 2007 @ 4:16 am

  2. Times like these are why the notion of “taking the thought for the deed” was invented!

    Comment by Roberta X — November 11, 2007 @ 7:01 am

  3. I read that, and immediately thought “he’s channeling Chevy Chase”…

    Comment by drstrangegun — November 12, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

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