Major Malfunctions

  • Pounding headache? Check.
  • Stuffed-up nose? Check.
  • Watery eyes? Check.
  • Teeth aching and shifting? Check.
  • Sore throat? Check.

It’s official, we have the first cold of the season.

  1. Teeth shifting. Hmmm.
    Might be more than a cold. I’ve had lots of colds, and I have never EVER had a “teeth shifting” moment.
    Well, once when I bought that cute hooker in Miami for an hour, but that’s…never mind.

  2. It’s happened to me before, and I’m sure this won’t be the last time. Extreme sinus pressure is a bitch.

  3. I hope you washed your hands before you posted this!! ;)

  4. I’ve had my first cold of the season already, and it’s left me with a week & a half’s worth of bronchitis through being too lazy to go get antibiotics. I finally got around to buying some frigging Robitussin the other day…

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