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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Unintentional Toilet Humor

One of my regular email correspondents is a brilliant guy with a Ph.D. in high-energy physics and a bizarre sense of humor. When I got an email from him with the subject line “Chinese Toilet Enema,” I knew I had blogfodder on my hands…

Click here for a truly remarkable commercial.

For me, the best part is the CGI-animated demonstration of how this magnificent device works. In fact, I found it so visually stunning that I’m filled with gratitude for the filmmakers’ decision to repeat the demo twice more during the commercial.

I’m even MORE grateful, though, for the “how to use toilet paper” segment at around 3:40; apparently I’ve been doing it wrong!

Man, I shouldn’t blog when I’m this drunk…

posted by TD at 3:09 am  

1 Comment »

  1. I think it was implying hemorrhoid relief. And I some some of the women said that their complexions improved due to the use of this product.

    The toilet paper scene indicates that people in China clean themselves the, uh, “Arabic way”.

    Mount Fuji is somehow involved.

    Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — October 18, 2007 @ 4:14 pm

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