The Unforgiving Puppy just crapped out a condom. Gross.
UPDATE: Apparently I need to clarify this. The condom was NOT mine; the dog must have picked it up while we were out on a walk.
The Unforgiving Puppy just crapped out a condom. Gross.
UPDATE: Apparently I need to clarify this. The condom was NOT mine; the dog must have picked it up while we were out on a walk.
Maybe it’s a sign you should date more. Or to keep him out of the trash.
I know what you meant, I just thought what I wrote sounded better.
At least it seemed better than “Don’t let your dog accept condoms from strangers” or “Used condoms rank just behind chocolate as a threat to dogs”.
The only thing worse than finding a used condom is…