The Joys of Pet Ownership

The Unforgiving Puppy just crapped out a condom. Gross.

UPDATE: Apparently I need to clarify this. The condom was NOT mine; the dog must have picked it up while we were out on a walk.

  1. Alcibiades McZombie

    Maybe it’s a sign you should date more. Or to keep him out of the trash.

  2. Alcibiades McZombie

    I know what you meant, I just thought what I wrote sounded better.

    At least it seemed better than “Don’t let your dog accept condoms from strangers” or “Used condoms rank just behind chocolate as a threat to dogs”.

  3. The only thing worse than finding a used condom is…

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