The Unforgiving Minute
You should never point a loaded gun at anyone. This is not a hard and fast rule, however. A hard and fast rule is that you should never, ever, point an unloaded gun at anyone.
P.J. O'Rourke

Sunday, September 23, 2007

The Joys of Pet Ownership

The Unforgiving Puppy just crapped out a condom. Gross.

UPDATE: Apparently I need to clarify this. The condom was NOT mine; the dog must have picked it up while we were out on a walk.

posted by TD at 11:36 pm  

3 Comments »

  1. Maybe it’s a sign you should date more. Or to keep him out of the trash.

    Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — September 24, 2007 @ 12:50 am

  2. I know what you meant, I just thought what I wrote sounded better.

    At least it seemed better than “Don’t let your dog accept condoms from strangers” or “Used condoms rank just behind chocolate as a threat to dogs”.

    Comment by Alcibiades McZombie — September 24, 2007 @ 2:26 am

  3. The only thing worse than finding a used condom is…

    Comment by drstrangegun — September 24, 2007 @ 8:10 am

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