Whew, doing 11 consecutive hours at school (8 hours of actual class time) on only 3 hours of sleep took a helluva lot more out of me than it would have just a few years ago. And tomorrow I get to do it all over again!
On the bright side, I’m getting all my weekly edumacating out of the way in just two long, miserable days.
Oh, and there’s college girls, too. Well, there are RUMORS of college girls. I’m majoring in CIS, so I’m surrounded by pasty, overweight geeks all day instead of nubile lovelies. And before anyone makes a crack about it, I’ll state for the record that I am NOT a pasty, overweight geek. I’m a vaguely swarthy, underweight geek.
So yeah, it’s a sausage fest. Last time around I was an econ major, and there weren’t any wimmen there, either. Maybe I need to do a degree in sociology or English or… uh… home economics, or whatever women actually study in college.
Speaking of studying, I’m highly inclined to launch an in-depth study on the process of ethanol metabolism in the human body right now. Empirical research can be a rewarding endeavor.
A side note for the guys in the group buy: the decTOPs finally shipped. Should be here by Friday, I hope.
Womyn’s Studies. You need to major in Womyn’s Studies.
English major, my friend. My study groups were always just brimming with gorgeous girls (and their plastic surgeons handiwork in some cases) and there were virtually no other guys in the class. Sure, a lot of the the chicks were dumber than a bag of rocks, but college kicks ass when your a single guy in the English department.
Oh, and…YAY decTOPS!
I object to that. I may be abnormally pale, but I’m not overweight (anymore…).
I don’t think you’d want to date any woman in Womyn’s Studies.
I only remember English class from high school, but if you were in Advanced English, you’d be one out of 3 or 4 guys in a class.
If you’re not a womyn you can’t do the womyn’s studies thing – they outlaw’d men.
English Lit is where you want to be. Chicks galore, although I dated one for a while at Uncle Charlie’s Summer Camp and she was plumb crazy – just for a typical example, she did a paper on the use of the third-person plural in Shakespear’s King Lear…that kind of crazy.
I was hoping the group-buy decTOPS was some kind of OLL AK lower or something…