Wrung Out
You ever wake up with one of those headaches that gets progressively worse throughout the day until you end up clinging limply to the toilet bowl in between bouts of vomiting so violent that you wouldn’t be surprised to see bones coming out of your mouth?
Yeah, those are fun.
Why yes, I have. But I’d only had an hour of sleep, since I’d spent the night before closing down the bar, then eating greasy Perkins products until 0500. There’s just something about having a hangover set in during drill in a nice hot Guard armory where you can’t leave, there’s good chance of an Article 15 if some one in charge notices the shape you’re in, and the toilet you’re hugging has had more ass that day than a whore house on payday.
Comment by MauserMedic — June 22, 2007 @ 11:44 am
I find that chicken-flavored ramen tends to help get rid of those about half the time. The other half results in vomiting no matter what you do.
Comment by Alcibiades — June 22, 2007 @ 1:46 pm