According to some bullshit website, my blog is worth $10,161.72.
But here’s a special, one-day-only offer: Cut me a check for only $8,000 and you’ll get the blog, the domain name, six more months of prepaid hosting, AND the secret password-protected “Naked Pictures of Famous Bloggers” archive!
Operators are standing by!
…
Why the hell do I hear crickets chirping at 3 in the afternoon?
$25,968.84
neener
$93,149.10
neener again. :p