I’m a pretty easygoing guy. I don’t take life too seriously, and I think that shows through on the blog. I had that one little cold-medicine-fueled temper tantrum about telemarketers, but no reasonable person could hold that against me. Otherwise, I keep things pretty upbeat… in a cynical, bitter sort of way.

Every once in a while, though, something like this just ruins my whole damn day.

What the bloody hell is WRONG with these people? What combination of massive drug abuse, traumatic head injury and congenital mental defect does it take to make someone think that the human stick figure there is more attractive than the “fat” girl?

Women are SUPPOSED to be round and curvy. They’re SUPPOSED to have boobs and hips and butts and all those other wonderful parts. They are NOT supposed to look like the stop-motion skeletons from Jason and the Argonauts:

Typical fashion show, 2006

Yes, some people are naturally skinny. I happen to be one of those people. I’m not saying ALL women should be built like one of Coop’s famous devil girls. But goddamn it, telling that woman that she’s too fat is fucking criminal.