Amid the usual death threats and marriage proposals, I’ve had a few email inquiries about the picture in the preceding post.

See, I just thought it would be funny to take Col. Kurtz’s famous line from Apocalypse Now and put it in that particular scene from A Christmas Story. Two well-known movie confrontations juxtaposed with hilarious results. At least I thought it was hilarious. Apparently, no one else did. I have a strange sense of humor.

Anyways, I think the funniest part about the picture is the subtle implication that sweet little Ralphie Parker is about to slaughter Santa with a machete while The Doors blare on the soundtrack. See above re: my sense of humor.

The horror… The horror…

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In other news, the Thanksgiving leftovers have all finally been dispatched, even though that meant I was forced to eat a third of a pumpkin pie for breakfast. One must make sacrifices in life.